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Localisation : Hawaii (the Big Island @ Paaulo)
Registration date : 2007-01-19

PostSubject: Chinese Sex   Tue Apr 24, 2007 3:11 pm

A Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin. Truth be told, he is not too experienced either. On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring.
My darring' he says, 'I know dis yoo firss time and you berry fwighten. I pwamis yoo, I gib yoo anyting you wan, I do anyting - juss ask... Anyting yoo wan. Whatchoo wan?' he says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes will impress his virgin bride.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually replies shyly and unsure, 'I wan try someping I have hear about... Numbaa 69.'

More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries...

'Yoo wan... Chicken wiff Broccori?
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