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PostSubject: Athiest   Sat May 05, 2007 3:54 pm

An atheist was taking a walk through the woods."What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!" he said to himself. As he continued walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the bushes. Turning to look, he saw a 7 foot grizzly charging towards him.
He ran as fast as he could up the path. Looking over his shoulder he saw that
the bear was closing in on him. His heart was pumping frantically and he tried
to run even faster. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to
pick himself up but saw the bear raising his paw to take a swipe at him. At
that instant the atheist cried out: " Oh my God...!"

Time stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent.
It was then that a bright light shone upon the man
and a Voice came out of the sky saying: "You deny my existence for all of
these years, teach others I don't exist , and even credit creation to a 'cosmic
accident.' Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to
count you as a believer?! ?"

The atheist looked directly into the light and
said: " It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me
as a Christian now, but , perhaps, you could make the BEAR a Christian ?"

" Very well," said the Voice.

The light went out, and the sounds of the forest resumed. And then the bear
lowered his paw, bowed his head and spoke:



" Lord, bless this food which I am about to receive
and for which I am truly thankful . Amen. "



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