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PostSubject: Dallas Air Traffic   Thu Jul 19, 2007 10:17 pm

Dallas AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL


Dallas ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 1-11--You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 27 Right."

Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 27 Right -- Allah be Praised !!"

Dallas ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 713--You are cleared to land westbound on runway 27 Left."

Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 27 Left. - - Allah is Great !!"

Pause: Static.............

Saudi Air: " DALLAS ATC ! DALLAS ATC!!! "

Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 1-11?"

Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS!!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE!!!
INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!

Dallas ATC: "Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah 'hey' for us -- ya hear? "



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