Blonde Jokes

Subject: Blonde Jokes Sat Jan 27, 2007 1:54 pm

Q. A blonde had used up all of her sick days so what did she do?
A. She called in dead.

A young blonde woman went into a bank to withdraw some money.
For security purposes the cashier asked her if she could identify herself.
She opened her handbag and took out a small mirror, looked into it and said, "Yes, it's me all right."

Q: Why did the blonde get on the roof?
A: She heard that the drinks were on the house.

Q: Why didn't the Blonde have any ice cubes for her party?
A: She lost the recipe.

Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
A: The winner of a hide and seek game.

Subject: Re: Blonde Jokes Thu Feb 22, 2007 10:23 pm

There was this blonde driving home when a hail storm starts up. The car is badly dented so she takes it in to a bodyshop.
The repair man, upon seeing that she is a blonde, decides to have some fun with her.
He says: "Yeah, just blow into the tailpipe really hard and all the dents will come out."
So the blonde goes home and proceeds to blow really hard into the tailpipe.
Her blonde room mate comes home and asks: "What are you doing???" The other blonde replies: "I'm getting rid of the dents."
Her room mate says: "Well duh!
You have to roll up the windows first!"

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Subject: Re: Blonde Jokes Sat Feb 24, 2007 2:23 pm

Steady on!!! HAHA lol!

Number of posts : 7 Registration date : 2007-02-21

Admin2 wrote:: Q. A blonde had used up all of her sick days so what did she do?
A. She called in dead.

A young blonde woman went into a bank to withdraw some money.
For security purposes the cashier asked her if she could identify herself.
She opened her handbag and took out a small mirror, looked into it and said, "Yes, it's me all right."

Q: Why did the blonde get on the roof?
A: She heard that the drinks were on the house.

Q: Why didn't the Blonde have any ice cubes for her party?
A: She lost the recipe.

Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
A: The winner of a hide and seek game.

Number four got to me...blonde you say ?? Hmm...

Number of posts : 7 Registration date : 2007-02-21

Admin wrote:: There was this blonde driving home when a hail storm starts up. The car is badly dented so she takes it in to a bodyshop.
The repair man, upon seeing that she is a blonde, decides to have some fun with her.
He says: "Yeah, just blow into the tailpipe really hard and all the dents will come out."
So the blonde goes home and proceeds to blow really hard into the tailpipe.
Her blonde room mate comes home and asks: "What are you doing???" The other blonde replies: "I'm getting rid of the dents."
Her room mate says: "Well duh!
You have to roll up the windows first!"

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That's wicked - should be banned it's so good !! Laughing

Subject: ladies Bar Sun Mar 18, 2007 5:29 pm

A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender,

'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,

"Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair - giving

that you are blind - that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6 feet tall, 180-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to you is blonde and is a professional weightlifter.

5. The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional
wrestler!

Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell
that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and
declares, Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.

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Subject: Re: Blonde Jokes Thu Apr 05, 2007 9:16 am

A Male Blonde Joke

A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom.
He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "what's up?"
he says. "I'm having a heart attack" cries the woman.

He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his 4 year old son comes up and says
"Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!"

The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the closet door.

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Sure enough, there is his brother totally naked, cowering on the closet floor. "You rotten S.O.B." says the husband,
"My wife's having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!"

Subject: Rotory Blond Wed Sep 12, 2007 6:55 pm

A blonde pilot decided she wanted to learn how to fly a helicopter.
She went to the airport but the only helicopter available was a single seat helicopter.
The instructor figured it would be all right to let her go up alone since she was already a pilot for small planes and he could instruct her via radio.
So up the blonde went. She reached 1,000 feet and everything was going smoothly. She reached 2,000 feet. The blonde and the Instructor continued to talk via the radio.
Everything was going smoothly. At 3,000 feet the helicopter suddenly came down quickly, skimming the top of some trees and crashing into the woods.
The Instructor jumped in his jeep and rushed out to see if the blonde was okay. As he reached the edge of the woods, the blonde was walking out of the wreckage.

"What happened?" the Instructor asked, "All was going so well until you
reached 3,000 feet. What happened then?"

"Well," said the blonde, "The higher I went the colder it got, so I turned off the ceiling fan."

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