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PostSubject: Definitions   Definitions Icon_minitimeSun Feb 18, 2007 1:16 pm
Consciousness - the time between naps

Accountant - someone you hire to explain that you didn't make the money you did

Wedding - a funeral where you smell your own flowers.

Justice - a decision in your favor

Court of law - the place where a suit is pressed and a man can be taken to the cleaners

Alimony - the cost of loving

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