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PostSubject: Mother in Laws   Mother in Laws Icon_minitimeSun Feb 18, 2007 1:20 pm

A woman woke her husband in the middle of the night and told him "there is a burglar downstairs in the kitchen and he is eating the cake that my mother made for us."
The husband said, "who shall I call, the police or an ambulance?"

Bill: I was sorry to hear that your mother-in-law died. What was the complaint?
George: We haven't had any yet.

A man who hated his mother-in-law got three wishes from a genie.
Genie: "Whatever you wish for, your mother-in-law gets DOUBLE."
First wish: "I would like one billion dollars."
Genie: "Ok but mom get's two billion."
Second wish: "I would like an island off the coast of Greece."
Genie: "OK but mom get's two islands."
Third wish: " I would like you to beat me half to death."

My mother in law called today...
I knew it was her, when she knocked on the front door all the mice threw themselves on the traps!
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