What do??

What do you call a farmer who used to like farm machinery?
An ex-tractor fan

What do you call who ate a duck?
A duck-filled-fatty-puss.

What do you call a hippy's wife?
Mississippi.

What do you call a camel with three humps?
Humphrey.

What do you call a snake who is employed by the government?
A civil serpent.

What do you get if you cross a snake with a set of building blocks?
A boa constructor